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You are Michel Foucault! You wrote groundbreaking histories of prisons, hospitals, asylums, and sex. Interestingly, you thought basically the same thing about all of them. Your historical accuracy is a bit dodgy, but that was never really the point. You were very obsessed with power roles - so obsessed that you frequented gay S&M clubs, and died of AIDS in 1984.