From The Daily Show:
HANK SHEINKOPF: It doesn’t hurt that the Republicans keep screwing up. It only helps you. It’s good to have an opponent that keeps making errors.
ED HELMS: I am right there with you. I got mugged the other day. And, this bum was beating me a bottle. And I said, “You know what, I am going to sit back and wait for him to accidentally hit himself with the bottle.” And sure enough, he did. I mean, I was unconscious, but I think I won that battle.