Two guys sitting in the booth in front of me:
"There was this study done that showed that people who had t.v.'s in their bedrooms had 50% less sex."
"Not me." (in a kind of dejected voice)
"Whatever you say, dude."
"I should try that. Seriously, she's abnormally interested in sex. I need to get a new t.v. for the bedroom."
"Or you could just not shower for a few days."