I need a title.

Not for this post, but for the paper that I just finished, proofreading and all! All that's missing is a title. Just as I tend to spend too much of my time when creating PowerPoint presentations on finding the right pictures, a disproportionate amount of my paper-writing time is spent coming up with a title. Preferably, it should balance on the fine line between witty and corny. Too often, I'm afraid it strays into corny territory. But, hey, I'd rather something silly than "Application Paper #3."